the unmasked me? F me~

Why every time 3am I wanna write something in my blog? Cursed? Zzz…. 3am again. In the middle of rushing my thesis. Today I got an order to submit my final draft of my thesis to ms.NG on the 3rd of Dec. WTF! Next Monday. 6 more days to go. Who! Who! Who can hand it on the date given? N-O-N-E. sigh* lets forget bout thesis 1st.

Few days ago, one of my best buddy’s house been broke-in. Burglary. And that wasn’t a normal break-in. It was done by a professional or maybe a grad with a “Degree of Professional Burglary & Dota Skills”.

Victims Specifications :
House : double storey medium sized link house
Location : Town, with home guard service. WTF!
Family members : parents, 1 elder sister, 1 younger sister, 2 younger brothers.
Pets : 1 Dog, Fish, Fly, Lizard, Mosquitoes and Cockroaches.

That day was Saturday, where we used to watch EPL. My victim friend (HW) was with us that night. All his family members were sleeping at home. If we didn’t watch those matches at mamak, we probably watched at his house or maybe he would stayed at home. And nothing unlucky would happen. That’s it. Unlucky.

Err….how to start?……..How the burglar did his “mission impossible”? He started it by climbing up to HW sis room by the vertical pipe behind his house, the window is unlock. And guess wat, his sis didn’t realise someone sneaked into her room! (windwalk skill). Then he managed to get open the door and slipped into her parents room! None of them awake. But that mofo didn’t enter his brothers’ room. Probably, he saw his brother too big size.

Stolen belongings :
Few handphones
Watches
Cash
Wallets
Expensive bicycle.

HW who sleeps downstairs didn’t lose anything. Lucky the burglar didn’t “maphack”, if not HW’s 5k laptop will be “donated” forever. Then he climbed out using the same way he got in, because the main grilled door and back door were locked. Means the mofo didn’t get to near the house compound. But his expensive mountain bike also gone. HOW! No dog bark has been heard!

Highly suspected Dota skills used :
Windwalk
Blink
Naga’s song
Silence
Invi. Probably he is SA!
Or version 5 faceless, with lvl 99 ulti!

Stories abstracted by HW :
Then, on the Sunday morning……….getting ready for luxurious breakfast
Mum : anyone saw my wallet?
Dad : Aiyo, u always cincai put your belongings.
Sis : eh? Where’s my wallet and handset? Anyone?
Everyone : (feel something happened……..)

(added by KiaT)
HW : you all always macam itu lah! U see mine still here! aiyo! Lets go makan, I belanja. I kaya liao.

That’s the story. The burglar manage to sneak in the house without anyone notice. I believe he used black magic or pukau to do that. Even my mum’s colleague experienced the same thing. She kept her wallet under her pillow when she was sleeping! And adakadabra! Gone! WTF! How can we prevent this? anyone? Hire omniknight? The world is cruel……lucky no one was injured during the incidents.

Last week I went back to Klang. And that was a memorable week. Worth? U tell me later. I went to clubbing again! That was the 4th.

First – 212 DISCO
Second – UV nation
Third – RUSH
Latest – FLAM

I am a good boy! Only four times. Wahahaha! That night….I done something beyond my principle of life as a good boy! Err…I danced and hugged a girl there. Its just a “light” hug and happened just a while. And the girl has a BF with her that day! WTF! luckily nothing happened. I was mildly drunk after drank few glasses. Some of my actions already been controlled by my nasty brain. S**T! I don’t like that “me”! It symbolise the disrespect to myself….sigh*

I drank the most in my entire life that night. Very nice compare to smelly Carlsberg. 3am, the bulbs lighted, time to go back. Then, I can barely walk straight. But I still can walk without pokai-ing. Then on the way back, I felt something inside my stomach.

Stomach enzymes : wat de fak is this! Medy! Medy! Reinforcement needed!
(fighting, Shoow! Boom! Baboom! Piak! Shoot! Kick! Punch! Headbutt! Lowblow! Sap sam mo yeng kiok! Fa kuat min cheong! Tuk ku kau kim! Kap seng tai fat!)

(divot? pinot?) + Coke : wahahaha! Get lost u all lousy factory workers! Its our territory! Lets use our ultimate! Sap pat lo hon! (18 shaolins)

And……..me……….bluek bluek~ bluek~ bluek bluek~ bluek~ bluek bluek~ bluek~ bluek bluek~ bluek~ bluek bluek~ bluek~ bluek bluek~ bluek~ bluek bluek~ bluek~ bluek bluek~ bluek~ (vomit)

Lucky we reached our taman before I vomit. Before I vomit, I felt very very very hard. Suffer. Its like end of the life. Really. I keep cursing myself. “I don’t want to go club anymore! WTF! very painful!”

CONCLUSION : I am looking forward to go enjoy again wit my bunch of best frens. Lolz. I think I brought difficulties to them that night. Haha~ thanks fren~

my imitation factory~ my new way~

Its week 7 of my last sem, which means 50% had already passed. 50% to go for exam. Only 3 paper will be taken, but the assignments are so terrible. 1st time in my life, I have been scared like a chicken running away from a crocodile. Afraid that I cant complete them. Due to the “anxiety-chemical-reaction” formed inside my body, some secret underground society has been organised in my brain. The CIPLAK team. Below is the Conversion Process of the CIPLAK inc.

This wasn’t my type of gaining knowledge in my alma mater! I used to get to the roots of every question and every problems. sigh*. Indirectly, the team formed by my lectures. Wahahaha!

Its 3am now, every human in my house got to their bed, except for CK (playing dota) and me. The silence at the mid of the night is really relaxing. Plus the aroma of the fine brewed coffee, it made my night perfect. It would be better if there is a melody created by guitar or piano, then it would be my paradise. Haha.

This new Pal cost me bout RM 9 for a small little bottle. it taste a little bit better than the normal nescafe which taste "strong" but not "good". zz...

I have nothing to blog actually. Just my lousy story. Hope blogspot don’t bankrupt. Wish to keep this as my diary, to be read when I am old. :P

Recently, my mind recall back those sad memories. but I am not sad anymore, maybe just a bit of ache. ^^ i wonder how she is now? and her family, who treated me extremely nice? does she found a nice job? does she found someone valuable for her? hehehe. just wondering, nothing special. According to the "Law of Causes & Effects", she had already pay back what she owed me last life. Haha~ if there's unsettled debt, then we shall meet again. i am still waiting the unlucky person who owe me so much last life! or the one i owed her so much. Karma rules~

Secretly took dad's pic~ he was doin his homework~ lolz. manyak kuat.

Oops! caught~

Mum painting wall~ i was so lazy~ haha. nextime i holiday bah~ manyak kuat

Inside the tunel~ LRT journey every fortnight~ lonely~

my life my wangsa my headache~

Its middle of the night again. So disappointed today. Ms.Ng don’t allow me to cancel some of my work. Now, its extra much. She seems don’t really respond to me when I meet her. Maybe bcoz I FFK too much lastime. Haha. She ordered me to meet her every Friday, but I only meet her once in two Friday. Bcoz I don’t have any progress. What for meet her, rite? :P

Its 4.45am, everyone sleeping except for the 6 little guppies. I am so SIENZ doing my thesis. 500 email have been sent out to companies. Only got back one today, after 2 weeks passed. Err….construction industries workers are all busy getting rich? Lolz.

Just now an idea cropped out of my mind. To talk a lil bit bout my living place in Wangsa Maju here, special to my family and friends who haven’t visit here before. ^^

Currently there are 14 occupants staying here….terkejut? =_=” actually I included the 6 gold fish. One handsome macho gagah kuat clever guy (me), 6 ugly banana guy and one little girl. WAHAHAHA~ there are 3 rooms here. 3guy1room, 4guy1room, 1girl1room. Its pretty pleasant and peace after the departure of few unwanted housemates. ^^

What do we usually do?

Sitting and exercising fingers, eyes and brain.
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What are the facilities we have?
Fridge, washing machine, water heater, ceiling fans…nice owner.
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What is the time we usually sleep?
Earliest 12am, latest no sleep.
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Hobbies?
Watch EPL, guitar, futsal, pc games, watching pirated DLed movie and evening nap.
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Meal?
Around living area. Lazy.
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PC Games played before?
Dota, cs, worms3, football manager, fifa, mahjong, flash games.
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Total of leg attires?

probably 50 pairs.
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Computers?

Eight.

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Toilet seat?

Two.

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Balcony?

Two. one already occupied by few pigeons and their "splashin- business-outcome".
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College?

5 Tarcians. 3 MIA-ians? 6 Aquariumians.

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the seven pro electronics

the hanging cable

currently me, in the middle of the night doin the F thesis and blogging.

our fridge!

30 here probably, somemore outside


rubbish stockpiled~


my lousy table with lousy thing


the MESS of our house

snapped by me! another nice pic!

a glimpse bout me~

Its 7 in the morning. Just now went to watch footbatll live at mamak. MU vs KIEV. The result, MU won 4-0. Nice match. And Arsenal had a draw against Slavia. Quite disappointed.Now, I am waiting for the washing machine rinsing my clothes. Sleepy. Today is Deepavali. But I am still at wangsa maju. Err….doing homework? Or enjoying?

I have nothing to blog currently. Hehe. Its boring to write bout my daily lives here. and I didn’t encounter anything special till now. maybe I should confess a lil bit bout each single thing here. lets start with :

FAMILY : my family is doin well, especially my 1st younger brother, Ah Hoe a.k.a. Orang Kuat. He always get good results for his exam. And I can see he is having a beautiful life in Kampar. Hehehe… good luck. Ah Hien pula stil like to lepak around. Must do some rectifying work on him. My parents same same healthy and happy in Klang. They will even happier after this year. Both of their elder prince will return to the castle of Phua. Lolz.

Hoe producing one of his breakfast for us. very nice!

i started to eat salad after experiencing this great breakfast.

ehem.....my mum's 3 best friends. there more! i'll introduce here nextime

FRIENDS : err……ups and down. Here getting better, there getting worse. haha. One of the rule to be on the ship of friend, the friendship. Sometimes I just get bad tempered. Minta ampun kawan kawanku. I know I am not good enough, but I am changing, every milisecond.

one of our communication devices nowadays. great mum... ^^

ME : busy here busy there busy everywhere. Busy thesis busy game busy enjoy busy play. Stil the same bad KiaT. *sigh. Study lagged. Homework delayed. Enjoy 1st ^^

taken by me in the middle of the night. after my face got pale doin thesis. XD

thats all for now~ 8 am. WTH~ gd nite..........

genting HIGHland~

Holiday has already ended.

Classes have already begun.
Lecturers get back to work.
Students prepared to be twisted again.

Today Ms.Khoo told us that last term exam ended in good results from students. Better than what she had expected earlier. Besides her, Ar.Wong also said that there are only 6 students failed. I won’t be the lucky one, will I? Ada sikit sikit takut leh. Still don’t know when will the result released.

I used to be a hardworking and passionate student. In the past, I burned a lot of midnight oil. And today I am still burning them, but for other reasons. XD For pc games, internet chatting, movies, etc etc. The enthusiasm for getting good results has gone elsewhere. And I don’t look forward to learn new things during study as I used to be. What have developed inside my mind now is “u get A also get degree, get C also degree”. WTH is my brain thinking. =_=” maybe I have already lost interest in construction study.

Although my situation turned to be like that, I don’t feel any regret or dissatisfaction inside me. I can’t tell what actually I want now. But I am happy for what I am now. Hahaha. I am learning something new (a skill), economy getting better a little bit (as some one name LIM helped me : ) and I am still available! WTF @@”

its really foggy that day (7 of us)

GENTING TRIP!

It’s the first vacation together since we knew each other 3 years ago! And it was a nice trip as I visited uncle lim’s gambling den for the first time of my life. Have been waiting for 21 years. Eh….22 actually, started after I became an embryo sticking on my mum’s placenta. Wakakakaka.

Quik,Me,Ck preparing fot the.....err......cycling boat?

THEME PARK!

It was a typical 2day-1night budget trip. Moderately. Students ma. Hahaha. 7 of us went there. Me, Seetho, Pharm, Quik, Ck, Beng & Janice. We entered the theme park and enjoyed few types of ride. I am the most timid among all of us. So malu. My heart couldn’t digest the thrilling speed of the roller coaster, even the simple one. I will get a fragile heart if I continue the horrifying ride. Lolz….. I think maybe because of my phobia to height. Izzit called tinggiphobia? XD There are few insane human among 7 of us. They played four times corkscrew (the 360 roller coaster). And Mr.Seetho gone to heaven for six times! Haha…sorry, I mean he enjoyed the space shot six times. Err…..what can you tell from his act? IxxxxE. The latest ride, “superman?” was in maintenance. Hari Raya is around the corner, a lot of the rides in maintenance. Unlucky to my friends. Haha. I bet Seetho will try many times of the “superman” if it wasn’t in maintenance.

wtf is this retard doing! lolz....Pharm

CASINO!

During the night, we visited the casino. We gamble most on the “big small” and “rolling multiplying plate?” I was very lucky that day. Haha. And all of us walked out with our pockets filled. Haha. Thanx. Except for Beng & his Janice. Janice is one year younger according to casino requirements. Indirectly, Beng wasn’t allowed to enter the casino too. XD We enjoyed the typical bowling game too. RM19 for 3 games ==". Resulting in someone's finger pain.

top 5 girl of the day ^^

GAMBLING!

Popular quotes:

Folks --------> “The only way to win is don’t gamble”

Youngster -------> “Bet only on your lucky day, or lucky number”

Kebarangkalian ---> “We always lose because the probability to win is very little”

Me ----------> “Get analyse first the probability to win” haha. Idiot.

Actually the gamblers advantage is lesser compare to the banker. That’s why they keep "conning" our money. ==

We spent about RM 100 each for the 2 days trip, from KL and back to KL. Budget-trip huh. Wah, I had just written a long blog. Sien. Hope you all enjoy reading my life ~ my confession~.

~london bridge is falling down falling down~

happy holiday happy moment

Tighten your seat belt! Coz I will take u to my long long blog.

2 weeks of holiday gonna end soon! The time travels faster than I have thought! We used to say the clock clicks faster when we are doing enjoyable things. Precisely. I had just gone through two weeks of unusual holiday. Memorable.

Firstly, my parents bought me a digital camera. Actually, it’s not really bought specifically for me. It’s for all of us, for vacation, New Year and etc. But they seem don’t interested in the new DC. So, the camera sticks to me most of the time. Indirectly, the camera was bought for me. Kekeke.

Secondly, my few best buddies and I held a barbecue at my house. It’s a unique gathering. We used four barbecue grill and a mini gas tank to light up the charcoal. 30 minutes used to heat up all the charcoal in the four “lo”. Thanks to Ah Thong who bought his air-conditioning “kachang”. Haha. Around 20 friends came. No singing or gambling session. Just a common barbecue, chatting around. Before we end, someone suggested we jalan jalan out there with our tanglung. That’s what I called unusual holiday. Haha. We walked about 1km. We visited the snooker centre we used to hang out (kekeke, we are idiots) and 4 “retards” bravely walked in front of the mamak which packed with customers, with their hand holding the tanglung! Actually it’s agreed by all of us to walk together passing the mamak WITH tanglung. At the end, about 16 of us chicken-ed out! Bravo to the 4 heroes. Really admire their courage.

jalan jalan ~ with tanglung

"anti-food-wastage-society"

raining lightly at the end of the party~

Third, I had gone through the holiday of a bujang.

Tidak berdaya lagi aku melawan suratan takdir,
Masa telah memulihkan parut yang ditinggalkan mu,
Kalau ada jodoh, kita akan bertemu lagi.

Lastly, I will be going to Genting Highland with my fellow classmates. It’s the first vacation since we met 3years ago. Sad right? Haha…. I can say we formed a weird group. We only interested in computer games. We are lazy. We don’t mix with girls. Err….we are not gay! Almost 4 years I have been studying in TARC, how many girls do I really talked to? Excluding lectures, college staffs and food vendors, probably would be less than 5. FOUR years! WTH! Am I destined to be single forever? Then the world will missed one good husband. Wakakakaka!

we went to Rush for Merdeka countdown ~ my first time XD

The conclusion, I am satisfied with this short break. It’s the re-beginning of my single life. And thanks to all of my frens and family for this new and happy beginning. I will march through the all the obstacles of my life, packed with confidence, courage and wisdom. There are many more unlucky people in this world. Thus, they are even sad and unfortunate than me. Pray for better life. Work for better life.

H@ppY @G@iN? ^^

Again, I am blogging here. Just did few exercises for tomorrow 2pm exam. Planning, Programming and Production. The lecturer is very nice to us, in terms of getting students passing exam. =_+. Thank you Mr. Phillip. But as a professional lecturer, does he ethically wrong? He gave us exam clues (tips), which is ALWAYS accurate. IF he didn’t give us tips, I guess many of us will fail in the exam. Coz it’s too wide and too calculative. Conclusion, I like you Mr.Phillip although you look like wong jing the HK director. You help us so much. You taught us the very intelligent ways to solve questions. Definitely, you are the most tricky (tricky in good side :) and clever of all the lecturers who have taught us Kekekeke… sorry for skipping your lectures sometimes. Its trend man! Yo! (probability of students who had never skipped class = 5%) < - - - - - study nerd. ^^ I will meet your armies of paper tomorrow. And I have prepared. Thanks to you. ^^ Mind to listen to my heart again? Hehe. Months passed, and the day I have been waiting for so long is reaching. The day when you complete your studies and move out. I couldn’t stand anymore staying under the same roof without talking to each other. I can’t bear the ignorance by you towards me every day. I couldn’t resist the sour feeling penetrating into me every second you pass by. I don’t want to watch you going out late and coming back even late. Without me, you just do things as you like, but sometimes you crossed the line. What can I do? I just want to advise you. But I always make things worse. I cried after knowing that you had cried in your room because of your studies. I just really want to help you! Why? Because I always got hot-tempered when I was teaching you. I was stupid not appreciating all the precious moments. Now, my days will be less miserable. Because I wont see you again. And you wont see me too as you wish. I hated myself because I treated you bad. And I hate you because you didn’t work together to mend our broken love. You just let it go freely. You don’t let our love blossom again. You don’t even allow me to enter your circle of friends. Maybe, as you said, we are not suitable for each other. Its going to over. The sorrow in my deep deep heart will disappear as time goes on. You will take back your knife, which has stabbed my heart. And I will happy again! There will be a day where an angel appears to cure the scar u left for me. ^^

A table and white papers!

Countdown to exam : 32 hours
Progress of revision : 5%
Laziness : 98%
Brain capacity : unknown
Mood : average

What have I become? Lazy boy. Where’s my passion to study, which I had few years back? At this time, I am terribly, horribly, pathetically lazy. But it’s not my will. Laziness has conquered my medulla oblongata for so long. Before my useless cerebellum re-invades the powerful laziness, the thing I can do now is write blog. “Sigh” =_=”

This Saturday is the day where I will be “forced” to the chamber of !@#$%^&*!!. (Examination room) Heading to the wooden furniture named table. Waiting for the circular shaped invention to strike 12. Those mighty white papers already been laid on the table. With my troops of stationeries, I shall conquer you!

120 minutes of deadly battle waiting me!
Send forward all your best battalions!
I will get you to feel the taste of blood!
None of your armies shall survive through my sharp blade!
No mercy, neither mage nor shaman!
One by one will be thorn!
Thy brownish hearts will be pierced through!
Glory will be mine!

Architect Wong! Prepare your troops! This Saturday will be my day!

Err…….I think I boasted too much…paiseh, forgive me Ar.Wong.
I am A~F~R~A~I~D~~~~~~~ please………..

Ah Wong 08 Sept - Contract Administration 1
Wong Jing 11 Sept – Planning,Programming and Production
Ms. Pretty? 13 Sept – Project Management 1
Dr. Bobby Booby 17 Sept – Site Management 1

(Sorry to all lecturers stated. Names have been changed for safety purposes)

Hope everything’s OK. "Exam-traumatised"............ ^^