My Life My Confession: July 2009

I took half-day leave yesterday due to fever and headache. Today, I took one day off. Haven’t fully recover, cough and headache still making me weak. XD But I have one day time to relax…

On the previous Sunday, I cleaned up my super messy and dirty room. I couldn’t believe I have turned into such type of person who I hated most. A bachelor’s room? ^^ So, I took whole Sunday to clean up my room.

KiaT’s 10 Steps To Conquer Messy And Dirty BADroom

1) Firstly, Vacuum and wipe your very dirty fan. If you are rich people with air-cond, then you can try to clean up the air filter yourself. This is to make sure all the dust from these two items will fall on the ground where it will be cleared up later. Clean from top to bottom and more dusty to less dusty.
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2) Secondly, wipe the windows and surrounding frames. If you are poor people like me, you’ll get a headache wiping the louvers window pieces by pieces, in and out…..(that’s why I skipped this XD)
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3) Next, pick up things that shouldn’t be there from your table, bed, floor, under bed and table….such as Barbie doll, picture of the person u hated most for stepping, sex toys, used condoms, dead rat, char kueh teow polystyrene packaging, ex gf photos etc etc For items that you are not sure you want to put them, just put them inside a large box and burn them.
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4) Next, undress your bed so he is naked romantically. Throw the bed sheets away and give your doggie if you have. Again, if you are rich people, take out your queen-size bed mattress and lie to your doggie it’s a new mattress u bought from Ikea to prevent any misunderstanding.
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5) Have a break have a kit kat.
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6) Drink a lot of water to prevent getting sick.
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7) Before the second half, do some exercise to prevent muscle cramp and bone misalignment. I did 100 times bumping and ran 30 rounds around my bedroom.
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8) Then, here comes the energetic me! Start to wipe things from top to bottom such as a wardrobe first and then only table. Because dust can fly anywhere they like. Honestly, my dream life is to be a dust. Oh, before that, vacuum those unwanted Spiderman’s webs and dust around the 4 corners of your bedroom.
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9) After all furniture has been cleaned up, take out the box with the things u compiled just now. Wipe and put them to the places you want them to be such as your ex gf photos on top of your bed or the most hated person photo on the wall so you can play dart on it.
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10) Then, start to mop the floors as clean as u can. Again and again, if you are rich people, you can always sub this work to your maid. Because changing water is an annoying job. Especially when your doggie keep chasing you for the dirty water. They thought it’s Pedigree brand water. Lastly, dress up your bed again.

That’s it. A new and clean comfortable room until you can dream your dream girl every night when you are sleeping.

Hope this method to clean bedroom is useful to those bachelor outside. XD

Here is some before and after pictures with edited LOMOGRAPHY effect. "Analog Photos"

My computer desktop, can you believe this? OMG
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My book shelf.....
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My BADroom
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My bed
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My unwanted stuff's corner
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BAD BADroom
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Sometimes even my mouse can hide inside.
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DENG DENG DENG! DONE!
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My Ferraris, my dad bought it. ^^
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My collection of coffee cans
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I like my new bedroom so much. XD
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My small small piala and pingat i got during my study time.
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Polished tiles
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Conqured
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Now you can see my mouse and my keyboard
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That's it. My Sunday gone. XD

This will be the best post I’ve ever writen…A very interesting post that will make all of you laugh…….laugh at me….This is the golden moment ever for you to laugh at me as terrible as u can, as loud as u want and as happy as u wish…because I myself laugh at the silly me….
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The story begins…
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It was a hot day as usual, I went out off from office today, heading to Bukit Damansara to do some site measurement. It was lunchtime where the sun shone directly above me, since I pass by Taman Eng Ann, I buzzed my buddy, Mr. Housefly to have lunch together. Before I met him up at Taman Eng Ann, I drove to Public Bank, to withdraw my just-released-fresh-green salary. Tuu tuu tuu….that’s it. Transferred half, and withdrew half, left RM21.04. That’s the scenario I have to go through every month and I am used to it. Pathetic. After that, I drove myself from Bukit Tinggi to Taman Eng Ann, hoping that I can have my favorite Restaurant Yee Ta’s kono curry chicken mee. And for your information, indirectly, it cost me a large amount of sum.
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The story continues…
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I went to Shell Taman Eng Ann to fill up my tank for the long drive later. As usual, untie safety belt, open the door, unlock oil tank cover and close the door…Something going to happen soon…very soon…No one to caution me, and no one to tell me… Left me and my useless brain, moving towards the counter to trade my just-released-fresh-green salary for a full tank of oil. I was walking happily with my salary and an imaginary song appeared, “lu la la, lu la la, lu la lu la ley, lu la lu la lu la, lu la lu la ley….” (some of you already predicted what happened next, but you are wrong)…So, I hand in my RM50 notes and walk back again to my car~ with the ending of the song aired again ~ “lu la la, lu la la, lu la lu la ley, lu la lu la lu la hey!” Seeesshhh , Seeeesshhh…the sound of petrol splashing into my tank….Done! Walk gaya-ly back to the driver seat. Zuupp…inserted my car key to the fuking hole.
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Climax…
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A CHINA man appeared. Waving to me, trying to pause my movement by showing a latest hand phone to me. Nokia 5800, the first Nokia touch screen phone cost around RM 1000++. And the conversation starts… I forget some of it, but it’s something like this…….(in chinese)

China man : Hey, don’t go first. I wanna sell this phone. Do you interested?
(showing secretly to me)
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1) Firstly, who don’t know Chinaman story? Conning here and there. I know, but I was not aware…
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Stupidest Guy : No, no. I have to go…
(I was griping the door handle, preparing to drive away)
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China man : How bout RM 400?
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2) I knew the hp cost around 1K+, so as I heard the price, it attracted me, it’s still in good condition. I wished to have a nice hp for so long, and perhaps this is the best chance, no need any choosing, deciding and planning to buy which one. But there is no free lunch. RM 400 for a 1K hp. Used but in good condition. Why he wanted to sell it so secretly as it’s really belongs to him? Oh, I was so clever!
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Supidest guy : Is it a robbed goods?
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3) I still remember my parents always remind me, do not buy stolen goods as it encourage crime. Here comes the good part of me, do not buy stolen goods. XD
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China man : NO! Of course not!
(Showing the phone to me and showing some girl photos and claimed that is his wife)
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4) Clever? But clever half way.
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China man : You see, my wife photos all inside and I sell this phone because I lost in gamble and need cash urgently.
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5) I was right. I have all the points, It’s too illogic to see a guy in the petrol station selling hp and claimed that he wants cash urgently. I have the reason to prove that it’s a con. But all the knowledge didn’t dissolute into action…and I was trying to be clever.
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Stupidest guy : Oh. Is it? Then why you don’t sell it in the hp shops and get a better price?
China man : I tried, they said they don’t but stolen goods.
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6) A hp shop don’t want stolen goods? Are you kidding? I knew it was an illogic answer again…But somehow, he manage to persuade me very professionally.
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Stupidest guy : I don’t have money, are you still here later?
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7) I was trying to go away, so that I have some time to consider…
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China man : Of course not, later police might come here to catch me…
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8) OMG….he said it wasn’t come from stealing, but now he is afraid? I have all the clue, the equation, the solution…CONFIRMED that it’s a stolen goods, or a defected goods…
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China man : OK la, u say the best price u can give….
Stupidest guy : 300?
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9) OMG again……I was bargaining with a conman!!! He’d successfully distracted me! I was thinking, if I am not going to use this phone, I can sell it with a better price. So, I have nothing to lose.
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China man : Ok, deal.
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10) He purposely drew his hand and hp nearer and took out his sim card, and close it back and throw it on the passenger sit beside.
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China man : Ok, I took out my sim card, now just pay and u can drive away.
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11) So, what you gonna do if you were me? He already prooved that was a usable phone, and put it right next to me. I took out 300 and pay him…..THAT’S IT!
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I don’t even check it, I don’t even think about other things…I drove away and reached the restaurant. So, me and Mr. Housefly were there, showing the new hp. Then suddenly feel something….No power and Simcard socket is very lose….I don’t want to talk any further…. "Sleight-of-hand”
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I AM BEING CONNED! IT'S A DUMMY PHONE!
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THE AFTERMATH

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Mr. Housefly : Learn lesson, learn Chinese, read sinchew.
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Pk Leong : Honestly, can I poke your head now?!!
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Mr. Bra : (Silent)….Why?…This will be the hottest topic of the year and will last for one year…
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CKX : Pk said you got PAU by china guy, (he hadn’t knew the true story, and then when he knew it……) HA HA HA HA! (He couldn’t stop laughing….) You know what I gonna if i met such case? I'll grab his phone and look at him, see what he can do.
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Dad : I think mum aware you before this of china conman. Never mind la, as a lesson.
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Mum : Aiyo, I told you how many times before ( Honestly, I forget and didn’t take it as an important advice)
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BMX : Stupid, I more clever than you, Go langgar pintu.
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Ah gin : (calling at night) Eh? Do you sell RM300 hp here? ==”
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Ah hien : (Who knows nothing). Wah, whose hp is that? How much you bought it? (Then I said I wanna sell to him RM200. He don’t believe so cheap...then dad told him the truth)
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….I am so disappointed with myself. Always think that I am very clever. But I lost to an uneducated and uncivilized china man.
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I learned a lesson that cost RM 300. I really need someone to kill me right now!
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MY NEW HAND PHONE! ^$%^$&!!
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