Sunday, April 18, 2010

work...AGAIN!

It's Sunday! Today feel so relax and happy at home. So, i chose to blog, with my mum-made coffee, my day almost perfect.

Thank you for you who still following my blog. touched :') I've not been writing a lot since my working days started. Working life is almost the same for most of us, DISLIKE WORKING....


Here is one very strong evidence to prove my hypothesis correct. "Human dislike working"

(The story wasn't explained to me in detail. This is a TRUE story with nothing added. all 100% PURE....err....really! TRUE OK! GENUINE!)

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One of my friend who has just graduated from college found herself a job and has been working in the office for around 2 weeks.


In the very beautiful evening everyone was so busy working. And then my friend who was working very hard too, peeped on the clock that hung very far away, 5.15 pm! Time to go back!

She tidy up her desk and pack her belongings AS FAST AS SHE COULD and start to SPRINT away from her desk...She say and wave goodbye SO HAPPILY UNTIL "TEETH ALSO DROP" to all of her colleagues whom she thought they have a lot of undone work, that's why they stay back. To pretend hardworking, she started to walk slowly like "haih, i'll finish up my work tomorrow, I got appointment later"......As she closed the office door, she SPRINTED!!!! as fast as she can to the guard house located 100m away, in 9 seconds time! even faster than Marion Jones! She can still sing "La-la-la-lu-la-la-lu-la-lu-la-leh~"(fast version)......and she reached. She took her ENERGETIC right hand to reach her punch card, and suddenly.....

"You bukan kerja sampai pukul lima kah?"


silent........................................................................


She looked at the clock on the card machine........4.15PM!!!! YA! IT'S FOUR FIFTEEN PM. She reached the 100m sprint finish line FIRST! but she had been caught foul start which she didn't realise....


Suddenly, those spotlights once aimed on her, off....all turned dark...she walked back to the starting line (her office, her desk), as slow as a heart broken tortoise. Her cheek started to change red. She rather become an ostrich now...or even little tiny mosquito that no one will realise her existence....
She walk back to her desk and reply her colleagues smiles with her "please-don't-smile-at-me smile". She examine the clock inside the office....still working well! It was her mistake......

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Conclusion, human being dislike working. "The first minute of work is to wish the last minute of work comes as fast as possible" -
PSK 2010 :P

True? hahaha. The person above please don't feel offended. I'll keep your name a secret. Besides, it's a normal phenomenon of human being ;P
Monday morning is few hours more to go. The most hated day in the week. Even student! They are being "forced" stand straight and still to sing and listen as early as 7.30am! Even the Garbage Collector. People will fill up their rubbish bin on Monday morning until it overflow and throw it scattered all beside the rubbish bin like no people business. Pity garbage collectors have to pick it up one by one.Other than that, Monday morning:

1) start with unusual traffic jam.

2) make people, colleagues and boss hot tempered.

3) make us recheck schedule and realise there are so much to do this week!

4) make us miss Sunday

and a lot more!
hahaha! but no matter what, this is life. We can change the perceptions of Monday!

Monday morning:

1) Start with traffic jam. So, we wake up earlier, train our discipline, punctuality, time estimation!

2) Create hot tempers. So, we learn how to handle them as this is what we going to face for the rest of our lives! Believe me!

3) Too much work?! Good. No pain no gain!

4) Miss Sunday?! Err....this one is unexplainable.....sorry for that.


That's it. Good luck to all of you!

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Smooth & Easy

Again, I post something out of nowhere. My blog has been ignored by me for the past 4 months. I wonder why my strawberries (page header) are still fresh.

Chinese New Year already passed, most of us received bonus from company. Some were excited, some were disappointed. But i believe most of us already not motivated, because we spent most of our income, and papers started to piled up on our desk until boss can stand behind these papers, peeping on us. Work....*sigh.....

Recently, I think I have changed. Oh, yes, everyone change. My temper is getting better, I feel there is less inner anger. I listen to my mum more. I am not sure if this will last :) Probably my job getting smoother and easier.

My current job situation....

Phua : Boss, where's my pen?
Boss : Nah, I took it. (boss walking 5 meter from his room to mine)
***You see, this is what i called Smooth.

Boss : Good morning, Phua!
Phua : Good morning, boss! Get back to your work. Stop wandering around and peeping me.
***You see, this is what i called Easy.

Boss : (walking around)
Phua : Hey stop pusing pusing there, go downstairs buy me 2 pcs of pen, and then make me a cup of nescafe "O".
***You see again, this is what i called SMOOTH AND EASY!


OK, now please stop asking me about my job. Ask my boss.

That's all for now, a very short post. At least something la. XD so my blog not being abandoned for so long.

P/S : all the above stories are true. Please take it seriously.....

PLEASE DON'T DO SOMETHING STUPID LIKE THIS!


This fella is better. BUT DON"T GET CAUGHT! :)