My weekends, useless?

.
Oh no…its Saturday night! The only night where I can drink or hang until any time I like! OMG! I am sitting in my messy room writing blog. Really feel guilty towards myself. 对不起自己! Am I going to end my 23rd year just like this every weekend? …….pathetic…and….what’s my plan for tomorrow? I hope I wont waste it like I did last Sunday, wake up at 9am, went out for breakfast with parents, then come back online for one hour….and, adakadabra! I woke up at 6pm later! 真是浪费! So, what should I do tomorrow for my favourite day? Any suggestion for the next next next and next Sunday? I am half dead.
.
Suddenly few “characters” pass by my mind…..
.
NG MAN TAT!
.

Tat Sook!
.
.

Dont play play
.
.
Sources from Wiki : Richard Ng Man Tat (traditional Chinese: 吳孟達; simplified Chinese: 吴孟达; Cantonese Yale: ng4 maang6 daat6; born 2 January 1952) is a veteran actor in the Hong Kong film industry, with dozens of titles under his belt.
Ng has worked with famous actor and director Stephen Chow in a series of "mo lei tau" movies ("mo lei tau" translates to "brainless"/"senseless or random," and it is a genre of slapstick comedy unique to Hong Kong). Ng co-starred with Stephen Chow in a Hong Kong TVB television series called Dun Fei Final Combat (蓋世豪俠) (1989), and also the popular 1990 film All for the Winner, where he played the role of Chow's uncle. From then on, the two would grow to star in many more "mo lei tau" films in the same style as All for the Winner.
Although Ng Man Tat owes much of his popularity from co-starring with Chow in "mo lei tau" films, he has shown to be a versatile enough actor to successfully portray various different roles. A perfect example of his talent is in his portrayal of Sister 13's father in Portland Street Blues, where he played a man who could not feel anything but abuse and rejection. This role proved to be the perfect complement to his usual "mo lei tau" style with Stephen Chow. He also played Andy Lau's sidekick in the Lee Rock series in a more serious role.
In Hong Kong, Ng Man Tat is often known as "Uncle Tat," a nickname most likely influenced from his roles as Stephen Chow's sidekick (often as his uncle) in their films. Ng is sometimes credited as Richard Ng. Even though he is Stephen Chow's good friend, he stopped starring in his movies because he didn't want to be known as "Stephen Chow's Sidekick."[
.
.
如花!
.
OMG....pro..
.
.
Sources from Wiki : Lee Kin-yan (Chinese: 李健仁; pinyin: Lǐ Jiàn Rén) is a Hong Kong actor, who frequently makes comic cameo appearances in Stephen Chow's films, as a cross-dressing man with a finger up his nose. He also goes by the nickname 如花 (Cantonese: yu fa; Mandarin: ru2 hua1), meaning "flower-like" in Chinese.
.
.
八兩金!

Just remember his face. When you are sad, recall his face. XD
.
.
Wa cha!
.
Sources from Internet : Bobby Yip is an amazing martial artist who is best known for his role as a lackey or a bad guy, due to his looks. He made his film debut in the action packed First Shot, where his fight scene with Lau Shek Ming is simply amazing. He would go on to play brief roles or lackey roles. One of the funniest roles I liked from Yip was The Tricky Master, where his character of Brother Five was a deaf martial artist who beat the heck out of anyone who touches Stephen Chow. Even funnier...he dresses in drag in the finale!!! In Portland Street Blues, Yip can be seen in the English classroom where Sandra Ng and Kristy Yang were studying. Aside from acting, Bobby runs his own fashion line of kid's clothing.
.
.

Niama~ This kid make me waste Rm10 at cinema, sitting there closing my eyes with my right hand. =="...for the whole movie....conteng ur face.

.

10 Things I want to do for the remining days in 2009

These are what I want to do before 2010, some is possible but mostly quite impossible. XD

.

NUMBER ONE

CLEAR ALL MY DEBTS The most important things I wanted to do before 2010 is clear all my debts. Lolz. I talk like I hutang keliling pinggang. Ha ha. Ya, It’s true. It’s a worst year ever in terms of owing others money. After my quite-accurate calculations, my debts will be settled exactly in the end of December. I always hope it will become bad debts one day. Ngek ngek ngek….This is a very bad. “Spend what you can earn, don’t spend what u can’t earn.”

.

NUMBER TWO

BACK PACK I hope I can start my solo backpack to Tioman Island or Cherating Beach. I want to try this new activity to myself because I like beach and island so much! If I could choose where I would be born, I would have chosen an island. An island somewhere in the middle of the ocean like Hawaii. Beach boy is my occupation then. I would wake up early in the morning to do some boat servicing, and then have my breakfast with bunch of beach boys, crapping around. Before the sun move across me, I start my job as a beach boy, guiding tourists with my ferry and proudly share with them the chronicle of my island. I will pull the acceleration lever as fast as I can to see their exciting faces. I will bring them for snorkeling. I will stop at the most beautiful part in the middle of blue the sea. Beneath, I believe we will be stunned by the most colourful corals in the planet, surrounding by uncountable schools of fishes waving their sparkling body for the very first time in our life! I will dive into my world, loosen my body, swim wonderfully and say hi to the amazing water creatures. Then, I will ferry them back to the island where the navy blue wave meets the turquoise seashore, attached to the white sandy beach. It will be a perfect time to feel the tranquil moments when the sun sets. When the sun is out of sight, we will start a camp fire on the beach having our BBQ dinner while some playing guitar and some singing paralleling with the voice created by the waves. There is no other thing more relaxed than this. Perhaps some hard liquor would make our night as perfect as diamond. Oops…diverted too far from my title. ^^

.
NUMBER THREE

CHANGE MY HANDPHONE I want to change my handphone. I don’t want to use my Nokia 1600 anymore. I have been living in this modern world for 23 years and 4 months, the most expensive hand phone I’ve used cost only RM 500. And that was Alcatel 501. ==” So pathetic. This seems impossible too as I am having the most terrible period of recession like the economy now. ARRRGGGHHH!!!!

.
NUMBER FOUR

GIRLFRIENDTo have a girlfriend. ^^ Lolz. I am so desperate for love. Shyt! I admitted it! I lost my love one two years ago. Until now, memories still dragging inside my head. Not only sad memories but also happy one. They are only memories, nothing else. But if I can turn back time, I will………..for the sake of changing the past for the desired future. (Crap…) I am so desperate to get a girl friend to share everything with me, and ended living happily with me in a huge beautiful house built on the sandy white beach. Ha ha ha. But, it is too impossible. An old wooden chalet might be possible. XD

.

NUMBER FIVE

CHANGE MY CARI want to change my car! I am tired of driving my manual Kenari with problems arising recently. Problems caused by problems. With this old Kenari, I couldn’t even attract girls! Ha ha. What a busthird I am. “You should be thankful that you have a car to drive” <------ voice I can hear from many of u reading this…..arrgghhh!!! But that’s human, always hope to get better and higher….and collapse to the unknown valley created by oneself. I hope to have a modified car, aesthetically modified. With a cool or sporty looks, and of course partly modification in speed. Ha ha.

.

NUMBER SIX

DSLR CAMERA I want to buy a DSLR camera. But it’s hell expensive. Maybe I can afford it in 2010. But sometimes tak sampai nak beli. Fuking so so so expensive. I love to take nice pics actually. I enjoy arts and photography but I am so lazy to practice them. Haha! I like photoshoping especially making fun with friends’ photos. Ngek ngek ngek. Don’t mad friends, Its all for fun. You should be happy that your photos make people laugh! That’s the point we live on this beautiful earth! ^^
.

NUMBER SEVEN

TOUCH UP TATTOO

I want to touch up my tattoo. After about one year since I got my first tattoo, I guess my tattoo don’t look as nice as I love it during the early moments. I should get a half sleeve Polynesian tattoo or something Romanic words. I love mystic knot so much, maybe the design of the tattoo not suitable as a tattoo. I guess I’ll add some 3d shadow and some other 3d design around it. The outcome area would be quite large. I hope I don’t look like samseng out there….arrrgghh!! I should have done a half sleeve instead! It’s so beautiful. Tattoo is so addictive. It’s so true.
.
NUMBER EIGHT
CLOTHING AND ACCESSORIES

Buy more clothing for myself. I have a very bad taste for clothing. I hope I can get a gf with good and creative sense of fashions to “decorate” me as she like. Lolz. Every time I open my messy wardrobe, here it comes “ eh..i think I wore this last Friday”, or “ if I have to wear this shirt, I have to wear a brighter coloured pants, and I don’t have”, or “Mum! Where is my white polo-t? Mum: u just wore it 2 days ago, it’s still been soaked.” I should by more RM15 t-shirt. Besides, I would like a watch too for my wrist. So envy friends with nice watches. Very very nice watches. I felt so sad when I was in secondary form 3. I lost my first watch my mum bought for me. A Seiko cost Rm 200. Last time Rm 200 watch consider a very good watch and I left it in the basketball court. I lost it not even a year after my mum bought it. Feel so happy and sad at the same time.
.
NUMBER NINE
EXTRA INCOME

I hope I can do some side income work. I don’t know how I gonna start it as I am so so so lazy. I’d tried helping my dad to do some accounting works….and believe it or not, I stopped after I did for 2 days. Because I have so many activities after I came back from my 7pm work.. The activities are go to mamak, mamak-ing, lim teh and yamcha. XD Feel so sorry to my dad, he taught me for 2 days and I left it there. ARRGGGHHH!!!! I AM SO USELESS! Sometimes think of starting a night burger business at the roadside, but it seems so far to possible. I am neither a risk taker nor a fighter. So, I guess it’s better to stay inside my well and do my job as good as possible. XD.
.
NUMBER TEN
__________
(What you think?)
.
From the observation above, we can see that most of the things we want, all related to money. So, as conclusion, money can buy hapiness, but only to a certain level. Am I right? "Live Is Colourful; When You Know How To Live It" - iampharm.blogspot.com.

My pangkor My first love?

I woke up at 7.20am from my 10 hour sleep. Yesternight I had an headache which going to explode any seconds. Dup….dup dup…..dup dup dup…..Hence after my bakuteh dinner, I took 2 pills of panadol and threw my 55kg body straight to my untidy bed. Before that, I set my alarm to 11.30pm so I can have a valuable Sunday night with my friends. The result, the irritating alarm beep couldn’t overtake my unconscious condition. That’s it, again I missed one of the 52 Saturday night in 2009!

Last week, I went to Pangkor for the second time in my life. It’s a sudden trip arranged by me, the scapegoat. “Hey scapegoat, how’s the reservation. Hey scapegoat, have u asked. Hey, scapegoat please be fast”. After this trip, I understand myself even well. I am surely not a decision maker, I am not a leader, not an organizer and not a motivator. But I know I am a perfect decision maker, a marvelous leader and a professional organizer..IF……I am alone! Wahahahaha! I hate to be leader, I just like to follow and be a loyal follower and sometimes I can be a creative advisor. For your knowledge, Solo-nism is my best expertise. ^^

Conclusion, 87.5% participators of this trip are not satisfied with this over budget holiday vacation. Comments : Not worth for the expenses. It’s costly for a Pangkor trip, but what can you expect from a holiday in an island. We spent around rm450-500 each including petrol to Lumut and the Ikan Satay we bought. It’s f**king over budget for a 3 days 2 nights holiday in Pangkor.

That was my first time to experience the banana boat. It’s fun and happy to know that I already conquered one of my phobias, scare of deep water. Because I have a friend who is like a god, wouldn’t let me sink. Ms. Jacket, name Life. Ngek ngek ngek. According to my parents, when I was small around 3-5 years old, I cry when they bought me to the beach. I was so afraid to water. Now, I don’t afraid to the sea or deep water anymore. I hope I can conquer the wave and explore the beneath one day…but until now, I still afraid of 6 feet deep swimming pool…..because I don’t know how to swim! WTH. Let the pictures speak. My first pangkor trip can be viewed here http://kforkiat.blogspot.com/search/label/Perak. have a nice day!

Sleepy........

Sunday...sleepy day....No battery....Have to sleep now....Dont want to sleep early, but have to....................Good Night

My friends, My buddies

Today i came back earlier than usual. SYOKnya! When i reached home, i turned on my pc as i normally do everyday. What will I be without my lousy pc. Then I do some net-strolling. Suddenly want to view some old pics. So, I plugged my external HD, click, click, click....and I found this......................................

WAHAHAHAHAHAWAHAHAHAHAHAWAHAHAHAHAHAWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I couldnt stop laughing! Especially Seetho with his internatinal finger and Quik with his horny-while-diarrhoea face! This was one of my edit during my so-free study time. I am so sorry to post up this pic, frens......but I am enjoying this excitement! HAHAHAHA!

Here comes my favourite silly edit...........

Beng with his Alan Smith hair style and Ronaldo outfit. Dont play playRudy and Tony. what a perfect partner.

NGEK NGEK. This is really me! believe?

CK in action. After winning his Sheffield Grand Prix in 15th March 2009

Pharm, sorry. I know this is bad, but this is one of my favourite pic.....I my frens to laugh as I do. XD

Thats all for my quickie post. (couldnt stop laughing.......)

"Rekaan di atas adalah rekaan semata mata untuk menghiburkan pembaca, tidak berkenaan dengan yang hidup atau pun yang mati, jika muka anda sama seperti diatas, ribuan ampun diharapkan"

CHEERS!