work...AGAIN!

It's Sunday! Today feel so relax and happy at home. So, i chose to blog, with my mum-made coffee, my day almost perfect.

Thank you for you who still following my blog. touched :') I've not been writing a lot since my working days started. Working life is almost the same for most of us, DISLIKE WORKING....

Here is one very strong evidence to prove my hypothesis correct. "Human dislike working"
(The story wasn't explained to me in detail. This is a TRUE story with nothing added. all 100% PURE....err....really! TRUE OK! GENUINE!)

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One of my friend who has just graduated from college found herself a job and has been working in the office for around 2 weeks.

In the very beautiful evening everyone was so busy working. And then my friend who was working very hard too, peeped on the clock that hung very far away, 5.15 pm! Time to go back!
She tidy up her desk and pack her belongings AS FAST AS SHE COULD and start to SPRINT away from her desk...She say and wave goodbye SO HAPPILY UNTIL "TEETH ALSO DROP" to all of her colleagues whom she thought they have a lot of undone work, that's why they stay back. To pretend hardworking, she started to walk slowly like "haih, i'll finish up my work tomorrow, I got appointment later"......As she closed the office door, she SPRINTED!!!! as fast as she can to the guard house located 100m away, in 9 seconds time! even faster than Marion Jones! She can still sing "La-la-la-lu-la-la-lu-la-lu-la-leh~"(fast version)......and she reached. She took her ENERGETIC right hand to reach her punch card, and suddenly.....

"You bukan kerja sampai pukul lima kah?"

silent........................................................................

She looked at the clock on the card machine........4.15PM!!!! YA! IT'S FOUR FIFTEEN PM. She reached the 100m sprint finish line FIRST! but she had been caught foul start which she didn't realise....

Suddenly, those spotlights once aimed on her, off....all turned dark...she walked back to the starting line (her office, her desk), as slow as a heart broken tortoise. Her cheek started to change red. She rather become an ostrich now...or even little tiny mosquito that no one will realise her existence....She walk back to her desk and reply her colleagues smiles with her "please-don't-smile-at-me smile". She examine the clock inside the office....still working well! It was her mistake......

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Conclusion, human being dislike working. "The first minute of work is to wish the last minute of work comes as fast as possible" - PSK 2010 :P

True? hahaha. The person above please don't feel offended. I'll keep your name a secret. Besides, it's a normal phenomenon of human being ;PMonday morning is few hours more to go. The most hated day in the week. Even student! They are being "forced" stand straight and still to sing and listen as early as 7.30am! Even the Garbage Collector. People will fill up their rubbish bin on Monday morning until it overflow and throw it scattered all beside the rubbish bin like no people business. Pity garbage collectors have to pick it up one by one.Other than that, Monday morning:

1) start with unusual traffic jam.
2) make people, colleagues and boss hot tempered.
3) make us recheck schedule and realise there are so much to do this week!
4) make us miss Sunday
and a lot more!hahaha! but no matter what, this is life. We can change the perceptions of Monday!

Monday morning:
1) Start with traffic jam. So, we wake up earlier, train our discipline, punctuality, time estimation!
2) Create hot tempers. So, we learn how to handle them as this is what we going to face for the rest of our lives! Believe me!
3) Too much work?! Good. No pain no gain!
4) Miss Sunday?! Err....this one is unexplainable.....sorry for that.

That's it. Good luck to all of you!

Smooth & Easy

Again, I post something out of nowhere. My blog has been ignored by me for the past 4 months. I wonder why my strawberries (page header) are still fresh.

Chinese New Year already passed, most of us received bonus from company. Some were excited, some were disappointed. But i believe most of us already not motivated, because we spent most of our income, and papers started to piled up on our desk until boss can stand behind these papers, peeping on us. Work....*sigh.....

Recently, I think I have changed. Oh, yes, everyone change. My temper is getting better, I feel there is less inner anger. I listen to my mum more. I am not sure if this will last :) Probably my job getting smoother and easier.

My current job situation....

Phua : Boss, where's my pen?
Boss : Nah, I took it. (boss walking 5 meter from his room to mine)
***You see, this is what i called Smooth.

Boss : Good morning, Phua!
Phua : Good morning, boss! Get back to your work. Stop wandering around and peeping me.
***You see, this is what i called Easy.

Boss : (walking around)
Phua : Hey stop pusing pusing there, go downstairs buy me 2 pcs of pen, and then make me a cup of nescafe "O".
***You see again, this is what i called SMOOTH AND EASY!


OK, now please stop asking me about my job. Ask my boss.

That's all for now, a very short post. At least something la. XD so my blog not being abandoned for so long.

P/S : all the above stories are true. Please take it seriously.....

PLEASE DON'T DO SOMETHING STUPID LIKE THIS!

This fella is better. BUT DON"T GET CAUGHT! :)

Getting Lost

HI TO EVERY ONE READING THIS! Feel bad to leave my blog for a long time. A lot of things to share here, buy laziness stole it :(

It's going to be 2010, and usually we make with new year resolution list as a benchmark or target to improve ourselves for the coming year. and that's what i did last year. The result.....NONE of them have been done. (Previous resolution) Sometimes the thing just relate to each other, such as......err...it looks like everything related to money? haha. Perhaps this year i'll come out with easier resolution, such as....... drinking 8 cups of water a day, turn off light when not using, or travel to pantai morib to have a picnic. oh my......

Recently, my work requires me to travel to more places in the cities around Klang Valley, such as the Complicated KL town, the Every-Road-Also-SS PJ, and the Irritating Everywhere-Also-Damansara. For a kampung boy like me, I seldom hang out around the town. Ask me where is the nearest TGI Friday, where is Zouk, where is Bangsar. Honestly, I'll reply you with "I DON'T KNOW how to go!" Can you believe this. OMG.

This is the problem when I have to go to a new location. I'll merry-go-round all over the town before i reach the destination. Sometimes i did 2 mistakes at the same place +_+ and the worst is when i travel to damansara which is really fresh to me. Ara Damansara and Bandar Sri Damansara are 20km apart. Between them there are more than 10 "Damansaras"...Imagine you are driving alone in between Damansaras and you are looking for one of the many Damansaras.....For a road noob like me, usually my mouth pop out white bubbles during the journey.Can you suggest any economical and effective way to prevent this problem?

YES! GOOGLEMAP! This is what I do everytime before I get my ass off from my office chair. I search for google maps with a direction assistance to guide me to the place....then, i print out few pages with few different zoom.....and PRREEEIIIITTTTT! Lets go~

First, let me introduce my Google map which looks something like this....You can see clearly that the blue line is the route i have to take to get to the destination. NKVE is quite familiar to me already, ha ha...NO PROBLEMO~ According to the map, i just need to make one left turn and i can slowly look for smaller signboard already. SUB SUB WATER....

LA LA LA LU LA LA LU LA LU LA LEH~ OOPS....... terlepas junction ......................................................................................................................................... so? GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't have the map for the road which i am currently driving on....! I look here, I look there......all xxx DAMANSARA!

According to the map above, obviously i have been diverted to the wrong direction and to the "Damansaras".....As you can see above, I can use the time i've consumed to have a cup of coffee, 2 pieces of roti bakar, 2 half boiled eggs and read through the entire newspaper @_@

So, as a conclusion, we cannot fully dependent on googlemap as it is too dangerous for noob like me. Perhaps google earth will help. GPS System XD

Moral: Mistake makes perfect? So, I have to get lost a lot of times before i am PERFECT. haha!

MISTAKE MAKES MISTAKES AND THEN ONLY PERFECT

Weekend @ FRIM 31/08/09

No post for the last 2 months. Probably the longest record since my first post. Had been packed with alot of activities for the last few weeks :) 5 consecutive weeks filled with memorable trips and occasions.

31/08/09 - FRIM + Uluyam

06/09/09 - Kanching Falls / Templar Park

13/09/09 - Broga Hills

19/09/09 - Endau + Rompin + Tioman

25/09/09 - Best cousin's wedding

FRIM - Forest Research Institute Malaysia

This tropical forest is located somewhere around Kepong. Approximate 30km drive from Klang which took 40 minutes via NKVE. From the name FRIM, it's known that the purpose of this place is to research forest =_=" I hope the Malaysia forest can be preserved. Talking bout FRIM here, I hope there will be GRIM in future. Girl Research Institute Malaysia, where guys can always have a visit to get knowledge to understand girls. Why? Because girls are as important as forest. Without forest preservation or continuous research, the earth might lose all the oxygen and there will be no more life, 世界末日will happen. Not because without girls, guys can die, but lack of misunderstanding bout girls will cause the end of the world......agree? OOps....distracted too much......Lets continue the post bout FRIM....errm...errmm....let the pictures talk bah XD

I miss Yoshito Usui the creator of Shin Chan. No more Shin Chan in the future? No more makhluk asing punggung, no more gula gula kapas, no more superman action, no more muka makcik tua yang kedut, no more stoking ayah yang busuk and no more idiot buli buli zaemon. :(

Honestly, most of the pictures taken were blur, due to my outdated DC. ==" So, there are only some viewable pictures to be posted here.
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Long way up. Uneven path and stairs formed by tree roots or timber placed by the ranger.
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There is a jambatan gantung located somewhere center of the forest, but not open that day :(

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Resting
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Unknown species
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Not much pictures to be snapped inside the forest. Macam semua sama je. XD
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OMG! This guy have to extend his hand to reach the water, coz he havent wipe "it". kekekeke
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Eh......how come this pic is here? A new fren from FRIM.. WAHAHAHAHA!
~ 問你驚未! ~
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1000 feet above sea level :)
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small water fall
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The exit, quite far from the entrance.
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The end
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Few more post coming soon....its late, sleep....

10 steps to clean up your bedroom

I took half-day leave yesterday due to fever and headache. Today, I took one day off. Haven’t fully recover, cough and headache still making me weak. XD But I have one day time to relax…

On the previous Sunday, I cleaned up my super messy and dirty room. I couldn’t believe I have turned into such type of person who I hated most. A bachelor’s room? ^^ So, I took whole Sunday to clean up my room.

KiaT’s 10 Steps To Conquer Messy And Dirty BADroom

1. 1) Firstly, Vacuum and wipe your very dirty fan. If you are rich people with air-cond, then you can try to clean up the air filter yourself. This is to make sure all the dust from these two items will fall on the ground where it will be cleared up later. Clean from top to bottom and more dusty to less dusty.
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2. 2) Secondly, wipe the windows and surrounding frames. If you are poor people like me, you’ll get a headache wiping the louvers window pieces by pieces, in and out…..(that’s why I skipped this XD)
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3. 3) Next, pick up things that shouldn’t be there from your table, bed, floor, under bed and table….such as Barbie doll, picture of the person u hated most for stepping, sex toys, used condoms, dead rat, char kueh teow polystyrene packaging, ex gf photos etc etc For items that you are not sure you want to put them, just put them inside a large box and burn them.
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4. 4) Next, undress your bed so he is naked romantically. Throw the bed sheets away and give your doggie if you have. Again, if you are rich people, take out your queen-size bed mattress and lie to your doggie it’s a new mattress u bought from Ikea to prevent any misunderstanding.
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5. 5) Have a break have a kit kat.
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6. 6) Drink a lot of water to prevent getting sick.
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7. 7) Before the second half, do some exercise to prevent muscle cramp and bone misalignment. I did 100 times bumping and ran 30 rounds around my bedroom.
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8. 8) Then, here comes the energetic me! Start to wipe things from top to bottom such as a wardrobe first and then only table. Because dust can fly anywhere they like. Honestly, my dream life is to be a dust. Oh, before that, vacuum those unwanted Spiderman’s webs and dust around the 4 corners of your bedroom.
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9. 9) After all furniture has been cleaned up, take out the box with the things u compiled just now. Wipe and put them to the places you want them to be such as your ex gf photos on top of your bed or the most hated person photo on the wall so you can play dart on it.
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10. 10) Then, start to mop the floors as clean as u can. Again and again, if you are rich people, you can always sub this work to your maid. Because changing water is an annoying job. Especially when your doggie keep chasing you for the dirty water. They thought it’s Pedigree brand water. Lastly, dress up your bed again.

That’s it. A new and clean comfortable room until you can dream your dream girl every night when you are sleeping.

Hope this method to clean bedroom is useful to those bachelor outside. XD

Here is some before and after pictures with edited LOMOGRAPHY effect. "Analog Photos"

My computer desktop, can you believe this? OMG
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My book shelf.....
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My BADroom
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My bed
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My unwanted stuff's corner
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BAD BADroom
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Sometimes even my mouse can hide inside.
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DENG DENG DENG! DONE!
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My Ferraris, my dad bought it. ^^
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My collection of coffee cans
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I like my new bedroom so much. XD
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My small small piala and pingat i got during my study time.
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Polished tiles
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Conqured
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Now you can see my mouse and my keyboard
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That's it. My Sunday gone. XD

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好贵的教训

This will be the best post I’ve ever writen…A very interesting post that will make all of you laugh…….laugh at me….This is the golden moment ever for you to laugh at me as terrible as u can, as loud as u want and as happy as u wish…because I myself laugh at the silly me….
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The story begins…
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It was a hot day as usual, I went out off from office today, heading to Bukit Damansara to do some site measurement. It was lunchtime where the sun shone directly above me, since I pass by Taman Eng Ann, I buzzed my buddy, Mr. Housefly to have lunch together. Before I met him up at Taman Eng Ann, I drove to Public Bank, to withdraw my just-released-fresh-green salary. Tuu tuu tuu….that’s it. Transferred half, and withdrew half, left RM21.04. That’s the scenario I have to go through every month and I am used to it. Pathetic. After that, I drove myself from Bukit Tinggi to Taman Eng Ann, hoping that I can have my favorite Restaurant Yee Ta’s kono curry chicken mee. And for your information, indirectly, it cost me a large amount of sum.
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The story continues…
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I went to Shell Taman Eng Ann to fill up my tank for the long drive later. As usual, untie safety belt, open the door, unlock oil tank cover and close the door…Something going to happen soon…very soon…No one to caution me, and no one to tell me… Left me and my useless brain, moving towards the counter to trade my just-released-fresh-green salary for a full tank of oil. I was walking happily with my salary and an imaginary song appeared, “lu la la, lu la la, lu la lu la ley, lu la lu la lu la, lu la lu la ley….” (some of you already predicted what happened next, but you are wrong)…So, I hand in my RM50 notes and walk back again to my car~ with the ending of the song aired again ~ “lu la la, lu la la, lu la lu la ley, lu la lu la lu la hey!” Seeesshhh , Seeeesshhh…the sound of petrol splashing into my tank….Done! Walk gaya-ly back to the driver seat. Zuupp…inserted my car key to the fuking hole.
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Climax…
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A CHINA man appeared. Waving to me, trying to pause my movement by showing a latest hand phone to me. Nokia 5800, the first Nokia touch screen phone cost around RM 1000++. And the conversation starts… I forget some of it, but it’s something like this…….(in chinese)

China man : Hey, don’t go first. I wanna sell this phone. Do you interested?
(showing secretly to me)
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1) Firstly, who don’t know Chinaman story? Conning here and there. I know, but I was not aware…
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Stupidest Guy : No, no. I have to go…
(I was griping the door handle, preparing to drive away)
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China man : How bout RM 400?
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2) I knew the hp cost around 1K+, so as I heard the price, it attracted me, it’s still in good condition. I wished to have a nice hp for so long, and perhaps this is the best chance, no need any choosing, deciding and planning to buy which one. But there is no free lunch. RM 400 for a 1K hp. Used but in good condition. Why he wanted to sell it so secretly as it’s really belongs to him? Oh, I was so clever!
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Supidest guy : Is it a robbed goods?
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3) I still remember my parents always remind me, do not buy stolen goods as it encourage crime. Here comes the good part of me, do not buy stolen goods. XD
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China man : NO! Of course not!
(Showing the phone to me and showing some girl photos and claimed that is his wife)
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4) Clever? But clever half way.
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China man : You see, my wife photos all inside and I sell this phone because I lost in gamble and need cash urgently.
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5) I was right. I have all the points, It’s too illogic to see a guy in the petrol station selling hp and claimed that he wants cash urgently. I have the reason to prove that it’s a con. But all the knowledge didn’t dissolute into action…and I was trying to be clever.
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Stupidest guy : Oh. Is it? Then why you don’t sell it in the hp shops and get a better price?
China man : I tried, they said they don’t but stolen goods.
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6) A hp shop don’t want stolen goods? Are you kidding? I knew it was an illogic answer again…But somehow, he manage to persuade me very professionally.
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Stupidest guy : I don’t have money, are you still here later?
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7) I was trying to go away, so that I have some time to consider…
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China man : Of course not, later police might come here to catch me…
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8) OMG….he said it wasn’t come from stealing, but now he is afraid? I have all the clue, the equation, the solution…CONFIRMED that it’s a stolen goods, or a defected goods…
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China man : OK la, u say the best price u can give….
Stupidest guy : 300?
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9) OMG again……I was bargaining with a conman!!! He’d successfully distracted me! I was thinking, if I am not going to use this phone, I can sell it with a better price. So, I have nothing to lose.
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China man : Ok, deal.
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10) He purposely drew his hand and hp nearer and took out his sim card, and close it back and throw it on the passenger sit beside.
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China man : Ok, I took out my sim card, now just pay and u can drive away.
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11) So, what you gonna do if you were me? He already prooved that was a usable phone, and put it right next to me. I took out 300 and pay him…..THAT’S IT!
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I don’t even check it, I don’t even think about other things…I drove away and reached the restaurant. So, me and Mr. Housefly were there, showing the new hp. Then suddenly feel something….No power and Simcard socket is very lose….I don’t want to talk any further…. "Sleight-of-hand”
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I AM BEING CONNED! IT'S A DUMMY PHONE!
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THE AFTERMATH

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Mr. Housefly : Learn lesson, learn Chinese, read sinchew.
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Pk Leong : Honestly, can I poke your head now?!!
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Mr. Bra : (Silent)….Why?…This will be the hottest topic of the year and will last for one year…
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CKX : Pk said you got PAU by china guy, (he hadn’t knew the true story, and then when he knew it……) HA HA HA HA! (He couldn’t stop laughing….) You know what I gonna if i met such case? I'll grab his phone and look at him, see what he can do.
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Dad : I think mum aware you before this of china conman. Never mind la, as a lesson.
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Mum : Aiyo, I told you how many times before ( Honestly, I forget and didn’t take it as an important advice)
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BMX : Stupid, I more clever than you, Go langgar pintu.
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Ah gin : (calling at night) Eh? Do you sell RM300 hp here? ==”
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Ah hien : (Who knows nothing). Wah, whose hp is that? How much you bought it? (Then I said I wanna sell to him RM200. He don’t believe so cheap...then dad told him the truth)
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….I am so disappointed with myself. Always think that I am very clever. But I lost to an uneducated and uncivilized china man.
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I learned a lesson that cost RM 300. I really need someone to kill me right now!
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MY NEW HAND PHONE! ^$%^$&!!
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Nokia 5800
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3.2 mgapixel auto focus
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Nice? &%^&$&!!!!
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Oo...QC, QA
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Screw also give 2 only
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&^$%&^!!!!!!
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&*%&^$&!!!!
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where is the circuit board?
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steel plate
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Simcard socket?
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THE LESSONS

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1) Do not trust any human being from China.

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2) Do not greed and want cheap.

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3) Think very very carefully every action and words.

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4) Read more chinese newspaper! ^&%$^&#%!!!!!

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5) There is really no free lunch.

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6) Prepare a stick, nextime, I'll surely beat him up.

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7) Dont think that you are immune to cheat case. They can manipulate you very professionally. Perhaps they read Sun Tzi's. XD

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8) Always listen your parents advice. Listen carefully. They are always the best.

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9) Kena once. Not twice. The nextime, he is the one who kena from me.

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10) Change my blardy Nokia 1600? XD
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NOW YOU CAN LAUGH AS HARD AS U CAN!
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TODAY, I REALISED I AM SO STUPID! CHEAP!