the unmasked me? F me~

Why every time 3am I wanna write something in my blog? Cursed? Zzz…. 3am again. In the middle of rushing my thesis. Today I got an order to submit my final draft of my thesis to ms.NG on the 3rd of Dec. WTF! Next Monday. 6 more days to go. Who! Who! Who can hand it on the date given? N-O-N-E. sigh* lets forget bout thesis 1st.

Few days ago, one of my best buddy’s house been broke-in. Burglary. And that wasn’t a normal break-in. It was done by a professional or maybe a grad with a “Degree of Professional Burglary & Dota Skills”.

Victims Specifications :
House : double storey medium sized link house
Location : Town, with home guard service. WTF!
Family members : parents, 1 elder sister, 1 younger sister, 2 younger brothers.
Pets : 1 Dog, Fish, Fly, Lizard, Mosquitoes and Cockroaches.

That day was Saturday, where we used to watch EPL. My victim friend (HW) was with us that night. All his family members were sleeping at home. If we didn’t watch those matches at mamak, we probably watched at his house or maybe he would stayed at home. And nothing unlucky would happen. That’s it. Unlucky.

Err….how to start?……..How the burglar did his “mission impossible”? He started it by climbing up to HW sis room by the vertical pipe behind his house, the window is unlock. And guess wat, his sis didn’t realise someone sneaked into her room! (windwalk skill). Then he managed to get open the door and slipped into her parents room! None of them awake. But that mofo didn’t enter his brothers’ room. Probably, he saw his brother too big size.

Stolen belongings :
Few handphones
Watches
Cash
Wallets
Expensive bicycle.

HW who sleeps downstairs didn’t lose anything. Lucky the burglar didn’t “maphack”, if not HW’s 5k laptop will be “donated” forever. Then he climbed out using the same way he got in, because the main grilled door and back door were locked. Means the mofo didn’t get to near the house compound. But his expensive mountain bike also gone. HOW! No dog bark has been heard!

Highly suspected Dota skills used :
Windwalk
Blink
Naga’s song
Silence
Invi. Probably he is SA!
Or version 5 faceless, with lvl 99 ulti!

Stories abstracted by HW :
Then, on the Sunday morning……….getting ready for luxurious breakfast
Mum : anyone saw my wallet?
Dad : Aiyo, u always cincai put your belongings.
Sis : eh? Where’s my wallet and handset? Anyone?
Everyone : (feel something happened……..)

(added by KiaT)
HW : you all always macam itu lah! U see mine still here! aiyo! Lets go makan, I belanja. I kaya liao.

That’s the story. The burglar manage to sneak in the house without anyone notice. I believe he used black magic or pukau to do that. Even my mum’s colleague experienced the same thing. She kept her wallet under her pillow when she was sleeping! And adakadabra! Gone! WTF! How can we prevent this? anyone? Hire omniknight? The world is cruel……lucky no one was injured during the incidents.

Last week I went back to Klang. And that was a memorable week. Worth? U tell me later. I went to clubbing again! That was the 4th.

First – 212 DISCO
Second – UV nation
Third – RUSH
Latest – FLAM

I am a good boy! Only four times. Wahahaha! That night….I done something beyond my principle of life as a good boy! Err…I danced and hugged a girl there. Its just a “light” hug and happened just a while. And the girl has a BF with her that day! WTF! luckily nothing happened. I was mildly drunk after drank few glasses. Some of my actions already been controlled by my nasty brain. S**T! I don’t like that “me”! It symbolise the disrespect to myself….sigh*

I drank the most in my entire life that night. Very nice compare to smelly Carlsberg. 3am, the bulbs lighted, time to go back. Then, I can barely walk straight. But I still can walk without pokai-ing. Then on the way back, I felt something inside my stomach.

Stomach enzymes : wat de fak is this! Medy! Medy! Reinforcement needed!
(fighting, Shoow! Boom! Baboom! Piak! Shoot! Kick! Punch! Headbutt! Lowblow! Sap sam mo yeng kiok! Fa kuat min cheong! Tuk ku kau kim! Kap seng tai fat!)

(divot? pinot?) + Coke : wahahaha! Get lost u all lousy factory workers! Its our territory! Lets use our ultimate! Sap pat lo hon! (18 shaolins)

And……..me……….bluek bluek~ bluek~ bluek bluek~ bluek~ bluek bluek~ bluek~ bluek bluek~ bluek~ bluek bluek~ bluek~ bluek bluek~ bluek~ bluek bluek~ bluek~ bluek bluek~ bluek~ (vomit)

Lucky we reached our taman before I vomit. Before I vomit, I felt very very very hard. Suffer. Its like end of the life. Really. I keep cursing myself. “I don’t want to go club anymore! WTF! very painful!”

CONCLUSION : I am looking forward to go enjoy again wit my bunch of best frens. Lolz. I think I brought difficulties to them that night. Haha~ thanks fren~